Silver Tongue
Boss you killed a child

oppa-homeless-style:

I can be your

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moonlandingwasfaked:

beachdog42:

moonlandingwasfaked:

handsomejackofficial:

the unusually cruel treatment of fish and shellfish is disgusting and cannot be justified with spineless statements such as “they don’t feel pain”. Don’t treat creatures cruelly just because you can’t anthropomorphize them

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why the fuck there teeth on that claw

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you’ve seen too much

@kilalabunnies

tedkordisanasshole:

eternalfarnham:

outofcontextdnd:

The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.

Was this the result of a failed skill check, or a successful one?

#i didn’t read the url at first #an as a librarian i thought’ yeah that makes sense’

icecreamsandwichcomics:

Can’t just go around comparing apples to oranges like that

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extradan:

extradan:

2-shyshy:

extradan:

extradan:

2-shyshy:

extradan:

i never understood what agenda is 

Agenda is the state of being either male of female. It’s usually used in a social context rather than a biological one, like sex.

huh, this doesnt meet other senarios i have seen this word being used at

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this is why i have the best followers

Dan how am I supposed to be tumblr famous if people keep explaining the joke?

Im THE FAME

Youre only the resource

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haiku-robot:

thatismighty:

cannedviennasnausage:

chroniclearia:

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

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I painted a copy of Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring for a class in college, and when I displayed it for review the professor was like, “Are you making a statement about materialism by not painting her wearing the actual earring?”

And that, kids, was the first time I ever cursed in front of a teacher.

The painting is called The Girl with the Pearl Earring, and I forgot. To paint. The damned. EARRING.

and that kids was the
first time i ever cursed in
front of a teacher



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“ strange-book-club:
“ lukia26:
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“ iguanamouth:
“ “ an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do.
(P.s. I love you very much)
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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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…you know what to do.
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ru-debega:

strange-book-club:

lukia26:

patterns-in-static:

iguanamouth:

an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do.
(P.s. I love you very much)

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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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…you know what to do.

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you know what to do

it keeps getting better

pudgeruffian:
“Akko Bun commission
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pudgeruffian:

Akko Bun commission