Silver Tongue

scotchtapeofficial:

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

doopcity:

tfw ur drawing and

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Unidentified Flying Bastard

racisthousingpolicies:
“ mysharona1987:
“This is all 5 year old Sophie’s fault for refusing to get herself a job.
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these people are flat out evil
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racisthousingpolicies:

mysharona1987:

This is all 5 year old Sophie’s fault for refusing to get herself a job.

these people are flat out evil

potoobrigham:

Your intent was there, I suppose…

Bad. Part 7.

Prev: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Two parts to go.

moonlandingwasfaked:

alyesque:

Christian theologians who theorize hell as a place of isolation as opposed to a place of torture are definitely way more interesting. I actually really like C.S. Lewis’ depiction of Hell in the great divorce as a vast open plane where individuals are constantly walking further away from each other. They could turn back, and even leave hell at any time, but the type of soul they have become compells them to keep diving into their own isolation, and most that visit heaven find it profoundly painful and go back.

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tea-rezi:
“in bloom
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tea-rezi:

in bloom

just-shower-thoughts:

Raisins are grapes who gave up their looks for immortality.

What's the best alternative-history aesthetic?
Anonymous

alithuanianpotato:

carbonfiberpersonality:

enrique262:

absitplague:

enrique262:

ua86:

whycontainit:

enrique262:

dorksouls-fan:

enrique262:

harrison2142:

enrique262:

Knights with machine guns/modern firearms and gear. 

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My kinda style.

@enrique262

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Holy cow this is awesome!

John Liew has some work that fits the bill, particularly these awesome power armor concepts:

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More fuel for the awesome aesthetic.

@modularcatgirl

Post is incomplete without @niwindustries‘ Tac Knight:

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He hasn’t got any guns but he’s got claymore mines and he’s just the coolest motherfucker.

I have to agree, that is a cool design!

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But it gets better!

Holy shit I thought at this point it wouldn’t, but fuck man it did!

Someone tell them about the Ratnik 3 armor

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moonpaw:

cosmicdildo:

moonpaw:

make it furry you cowards

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Is this what you wanted @moonpaw

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yes good