Silver Tongue
addisonstrolls:
“@moonpaw
… Karkat the car cat
”

addisonstrolls:

@moonpaw

… Karkat the car cat

mbulteau:

showerthoughtsofficial:

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

perfect horror prompt

golfgalaxy:

golfgalaxy:

fckin:

fckin:

i just got arrested for being too ugly

can someone come bail me out

on my way!

can someone come bail me out

mrwildo:

“But comedy has to be edgy and offensive or else it’s terrible!”

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princeofmints:

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

excitedsivan:

this is very important

yummytomatoes:

I feel like ive just run across an agonizingly large field just to see my favorite kid
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moonpaw:

moonpaw17:

@hypeswap im sorry

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this is obviosly the correct version thank you

blandyblaugh:

fantasysamsclub:

clint mcelroy is such a good actor because i genuinely can’t tell if he continued merle’s plant fetish because he thought it would be funny/true to the character or because he wanted to make his sons wildly uncomfortable

Clint plays the long game; he likes to play dumb and aloof but I get the vibe he almost always knows what he’s doing.

im 90% sure he pretends to forget to do character voices