Silver Tongue

moonpaw:

bardkind:

moonpaw:

make it furry you cowards

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like this?

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yes good

morbidmanatee:

tripropellant:

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

WHAT DID HE SAY???

onlyblackgirl:

thetatteredmind:

brianzz:

He touched the bar with his bar

Pffft

Imagine losing because of your dick.

classicmeevs:
“ colachampagnedad:
“is this a whole foods review
”
He got hired as the special prosecutor after he didn’t steal the milk
”

classicmeevs:

colachampagnedad:

is this a whole foods review

He got hired as the special prosecutor after he didn’t steal the milk

syblatortue:
“ Triggering Kankri is fun in every universe.
”

syblatortue:

Triggering Kankri is fun in every universe.

A guide to ectobiological code, by DD

askdd:

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It’s going to be easier to explain this by typing it all out, instead of putting it all comic form and making everyone deal with my handwriting. 

As discussed earlier, carapacians are “born” through ectobiologic cloning, starting from the first carapacians, which will be referred to as the Originals. The Originals awake in the Veil and have their own distinct Original Code (OC), the Original Prospitian being PRST and the Original Dersite being DRSE.

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Keep reading

kuremari:
“(171123)
”

kuremari:

(171123)

connard-cynique:
“ thathomestar:
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thequeerofthenorth:

buippy:

banana-fishies:

buippy:

buippy:

really loving the picture of superman from the justice league movie with his poorly digitally removed mustache 

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ohhhhhhhh i love it

they couldn’t get henry cavill to shave his mustashe??

the story goes that after they finished shooting justice league, henry cavill grew a mustache for some other movie he’s going in, and they told him “you are NOT allowed to shave your mustache until we are done filming this movie.” but, something happened and they had to do a bunch of reshoots for justice league with joss whedon at the same time.. and for whatever reason, they decided the best thing to do was to just digitally remove his mustache. and here we are 

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