thesterlingaffair:

bottle-of-bucky:

👆👆👆👆👆👆 THIS

i want this on a shirt

uncannycookie:

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

Originally posted by margoroquelaure

fruitsgarden:

just-shower-thoughts:

What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji:

when your favorite characters kills your least favorite character

ask-the-dirkcrocker:

Reblog n I’ll draw a chibi doodle of your muse for the heck of it. I’ll stop around 10 > >

aestheticsista:

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

radvros:

another drawing for palette event at @homestuckartists

klubbhead:

miss-serket:

jade harley: one of the most powerful sburb players ever, fused with a first guardian, knows how to work a riffle from a young age, has been studying things like robotics since she was like 7, an ambassador of skia, the first to wake on prospit, an incredibly powerful witch of space

also jade harley: