Silver Tongue
celebitxt:
“no punches pulled in cah tonight
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celebitxt:

no punches pulled in cah tonight

rosexknight:

needsmorebirds:

l-nobby-l:

I want a dragon that breathes bullets instead of fire

like no explanation, no other visual cues that it’s anything but a normal dragon, but it just opens its mouth and GRRATATATAs out some lead

So… a dragun?

@dracini

@elektronx

kizatchi:

me: babe u look like an angel :)

her:

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serpoundalot:

I’m concerned when people seem to be incapable of conceiving that a character can have a good heart while occasionally being a jerk, selfish, hypocritical, unfair, unreasonable, hurtful, etc etc because last I checked, that’s what real people were like

jasper-rolls:

dkc-quotes:

INTERPLANETARY VISITOR DUDES

how his sunglasses doing that

postmarxed:
“ captainsnoop:
“ so evidently normal guns exist in star wars (called “slugthrowers” because of course) and they’re apparently super broken and extremely useful because they go right through shields designed to deflect energy weapons and...

postmarxed:

captainsnoop:

so evidently normal guns exist in star wars (called “slugthrowers” because of course) and they’re apparently super broken and extremely useful because they go right through shields designed to deflect energy weapons and if a jedi tries to deflect them with a lightsaber the bullet just melts and turns in to an equally lethal spray of molten metal 

imagine you’re the most badass sith in the universe and Some Dude With A Handgun challenges you and you’re just like “heh… primitive weapons… bring it on” and he shoots you and you suddenly get splattered with a shower of molten metal and you fucking Die 

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jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

lup: hey babe how do i look

barry: beautiful and perfect and amazing

lup: thanks babe i love you

taako: hey babe how do i look

kravitz: your blouse is just a bit too dark for the rest of your outfit, so you should change it to something more pastel. also, with that skirt you might want higher heels – this would be a good excuse to wear those boots we got last week. while you do that, i’ll go change my shirt so we aren’t completely clashing.

taako: thanks babe i love you

[later, on their double date]

taako: lup what the fuck are those cargo pants

lup: i don’t want to hear it. we’re at a trashy bar and you two look like you just stepped off the runway.

kravitz: all the world’s a stage, lup

Make Jade more furry you cowards (?)
Anonymous

dailyprospit:

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hhhhhh,, yiff

Thief of life is objectively the ugliest looking outfit.

Thief of life is objectively the ugliest looking outfit.

breastforce:
“this card is legal in commander so i played it and i chose “fuck” and i managed to deal 30 damage to one of the players so far
”

breastforce:

this card is legal in commander so i played it and i chose “fuck” and i managed to deal 30 damage to one of the players so far