dominatrixeditrix:

kc749:

kc749:

In case anyone doesn’t know, the cheeto just admitted to obstruction of justice on Twitter and is being destroyed by every legal analyst in existence.

Update. This was their response:

Except there’s a problem, as this guy helpfully pointed out:

Originally posted by vernybvitday

techtonicactivity:

spintowin:

she’s out there making owl noises

who

terror-billie:

ernmark:

I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

atissi:

@floralmarsupial hnnnngnkdgdfg sorry this is like TWO DAYS LATE

thelazyestanon:

silver-tongues-blog:

thelazyestanon:

kleptotello:

Accurate,

wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?

bad writing

Ah! But you admit that you read it! The langst community is growing stronger.

no. i had to look up what it means. if you have to kill off a character for the sake of creating angst then thats just poor writing.

thelazyestanon:

kleptotello:

Accurate,

wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?

bad writing

retrogamingblog:

Realistic Starter Pokemon by Joshua Dunlap

@kilalabunnies

kleptotello:

Accurate,

sunroxy:

thank you roxy lalonde for saving my stupid gay ass

swan2swan:

As I understand it, the Order of Operations is as follows:

1. Focus on the Tax Bill. That’s happening this week. Shoot it down.

2. Immediately afterward, start promoting Doug Jones in Alabama and reminding everyone of Roy Moore’s problems. That election is on December 12.

3. In the meantime, Net Neutrality. The FCC votes on December 14th. Protest, boost, research, do whatever you can. 

I know #MeToo is important, I know Old Man Donald is still being a jerk, I know North Korea has a nuke, none of these are going to be dealt with before Christmas. There are three fronts to this fight: taxes, Alabama, FCC. These are the focal points. If we can win one of those, it’s going to have ramifications for the future. If we can win two, we’re in a pretty good place. We win all three, 2017 was a Good Year.

Taxes.

Doug Jones.

FCC.

Focus.