Silver Tongue

lesmean:

how your character looks in the character creator vs. how your character looks when you finally get to a cutscene

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Having to deal with flat-Earthers is the price we pay as a society for having cut down on globes in classrooms.

Them: It's a thrilling political drama!
Me: Maybe--
Them: --IN SPACE!
Me: YEAH!
Them: It's a tense military story.
Me: Well, I don't--
Them: --IN SPACE!
Me: HELL YEAH!
Them: It's a lecture on the history of milk pasteurization.
Me: Now you're not even try--
Them: --IN SPACE!
Me: HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!

a-doodler:

Infinite teach me the healthy coping mechanisms

based off of this

minmo:
“ well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
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minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

showerthoughtsofficial:

EAs slogan “It’s in the game” doesn’t really make sense anymore

showerthoughtsofficial:

We can only count in our heads as fast as we can speak.

showerthoughtsofficial:

Science is an attempt to work out the source code from within the boundaries of the video game.