achillesvevo:

halespecterwinchester:

greaseonmymouth:

just-shower-thoughts:

My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.

this is often because when you’ve submitted something (like fanfiction to ao3) it will be in a different font, size and framing than in your word processor. The text will look different in the new environment so your brain stops skipping what looks familiar (like a typo that has been there since the beginning).

So, tip: revise your work in a different font and size. I guarantee you’ll catch more typos and mistakes than otherwise.

For all my writers (ones I follow and the ones that thankfully follow me)

*changes font to webdings* catch ya l8r suckers this is how pros proofread

whospilledthebongwater:

rogerdabbit:

15-and-sad:

aprilynnepike:

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

My entire childhood.

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

shithowdy:

youtube video: Animals Being Assholes!

me: oh haha like crows tail-pulling this will be funny

youtube video: [11 minutes of humans antagonizing animals or invading their territory and prompting them to attack]

me: i see

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario Galaxy, Mario can breathe in space, but not underwater.
In Super Paper Mario, Mario can breathe underwater, but not in space.

from-gilbo-vith-love:

dirkstridersbraces:

dirkstridersbraces:

dirkstridersbraces:

my dad bought new scooby doo cereal but the dog bone shaped cereal pieces look like dicks

im about to eat a bowl of dicks for breakfast

that was the last and worst bowl of dicks i will ever eat Fuck you scooby dicks cereal

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

thecommonchick:

LMAO 😂😭

😂😂😂

morthils:

morthils:

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You recall that not only has Gundren Rockseeker not returned, his two brothers who were supposed to come back with haven’t either.

Warlock: So now it falls on us to be the Rockseeker-seeker-seekers. *sigh*