vriska serket, with chip crumbs covering the entire front of her shirt: I am the perfect result of evolution. My body is in top tier condition. This is peak performance.
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
so taako canonically does a show of sizzle it up with taako in raven’s roost, and magnus remembers him from it
you think that when magnus eats the food from the show, he’s just like, floored by it, for the next couple months he keeps asking around if anyone knows if that elf is gonna come back and do a show. eventually julia asks him ‘what’s with you? that food was good yeah, but you’re like obsessed’
magnus just shrugs and says ‘I don’t really know, that food just tasted like home’
