tamale-papi:

doodle-empress66:

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

“And I tell you hwat, young man. I don’t think I know hwat a ‘heart of the cards’ is, but I know for certain you’ve got the heart of a Texan.”

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

andybeckerman:

Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

tunapesto:

being normal about interests

thesuburbanerd:

the-library-alcove:

grandalchemistpt:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I dunno I mean I knew a lot of Americans were against it but I assumed they were all elitist right wing weirdos.

What’s the mainstream left wing position then if it’s not socialism?

Oh

Oh no

Your first warning sign should have been when they called the Bismark Model of healthcare, literally named after the nationalist monarchist and noble statesman who invented it, far left.

I don’t know how to explain to people that, in any other country, Biden would be a conservative and somehow most Americans have been convinced he’s a commie.

mouthlessscreaming:

I wish Jerma could have been on iCarly

xxtc-96xx:

xxtc-96xx:

oh, well that didn’t work :V

gr4p3-ju1c3:

hello and welcome to Name That White Man!

in this game you’ll be proving your knowledge of various white men from across the internet because they literally all look the same

https://forms.gle/gSNLkcezfSq5A2DY7

Name That White Man!

In this game you’ll be trying to name all 28 white men I have carefully curated from across youtube and twitch! Do you know your white men?

Google Docs

Note: because google forms short answers are a bit weird it might tell you that your answer is wrong even if you are correct, so go on ahead and put your funny silly answers. i love reading them!

why was the same guy on there like 4 times

ronchronchronch:

finn-theheroguy:

Adventure Time Summer Special #1

this isn’t even “sub” text anymore

judygemstone:

tributary:

robotslenderman:

Source

teetotailer

first incidence of good writing advice i’ve seen in 10+ years on this platform and it’s in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store