Silver Tongue

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny

i love that his solution to breaking something is jumping over the desk and breaking something else.

scotchtapeofficial:

bjorkington:
r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit
new trend: scurvy

flowisaconstruct:

I just keep putting this back in my queue, because I think it’s very important and well-argued.

aeritus:

sasgalula:
glitteringhellspawn:
Astrology Ace has some balls advertising this shit on a Homestuck site
I was so confused when I saw that add, I’m not gonna lie.
Is nobody also talking aobut gemini and leo signs being swapped?

consider the bloodswap thoguh

duxwontobey:

sonysportswalkman:
they’re called republicans
that’s so fucking rude to mice and roaches you take that back republicans are far worse

turing-tested:

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

atissi:

*finds out about aspect-shaped scars* oh thats Valid

tranarchist:

Couldn’t put it better myself

ananxiousraccoon:

THEYRE REAL…