wake up in the morning whack my peepee
got my glasses im out the door I’m gonna hit this city
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
extremely clever
this joke annoys me because there’s no way to tell it verbally
What’s the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I’ll provide the narration.
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)






