atapi:

crecrecrecreature

fwips:

there is only one stage of friendship and this is it

dcnkey:

pun-dead:

heteromale:

yheg:

what is this

bald dog

this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen but with no negative or positive connotation just very neutrally weird

where did she get her choker 😍

hookedonafeelwhennogf:

pcgoth:

• “Live-action remakes of your favorite classic Disney movies!”
  
• “Modern-day remakes of classic horror films!” 
  
• “Live-action movies based on popular anime!”
  
• “Movie adaptations of your favorite video games!”
  

• “cartoon remakes of classic live action movies where everything is exactly the same but tom and jerry are there”
  

couriersicks:

new tag meme: type “im the” and tag this with the first thing that comes up

therealraewest:

iamnotsebastianstan:

iamnotsebastianstan:

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

anxietypower:

nvgan:

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

@chefpyro