Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression
(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)
We’re teetering on the edge of this going to the editor’s. This new chapter is 36k. I would like to note that I have spent the last 20k bitching, crying, weeping and regretting my whole existence. I’m hoping to get it up before I hop on a plane tomorrow night (England!) but I can assure all Shelby has been wet with e-tears for the last long lap of this marathon.
SO SOON I WILL BE FREED FROM TYPING “MOTHERFUCKER” SO MOTHER FUCKING SOON
if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
