Silver Tongue

v0x-mach1na:

kvitoya:

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

The goth kids hold the line.

snailienz:

gamzee’s haters: gamzee has no emotions. he is evil and cares nothing about anybody. he’s never felt bad about anything he’s done and he only cares about himself.

literal canon:

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gamzee is a sweetie when hes not being controled by stronger spider 8itch or big buff pickle douche

thegestianpoet:
“ thegestianpoet:
“how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
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merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me...

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago 

novice-heartbreaker:

Reminder: Don’t let your brain bully you, sometimes our minds are cruel to us. You deserve to live, you deserve to eat, you deserve to express your feelings. People do like you! You’re doing a pretty good job, and you are worth more than you give yourself credit for.

fattychan:

mouseanonymouse:

fattychan:

Christine Sydelko said this on twitter but I had to share it here. Fatphobic people don’t care about fat people’s health.

🤔🤔🤔

Good luck with the diabetes

Look at this fucking warrior. By picking three smug looking emojis and passive aggresively congratulating me on a disease I don’t have, you have cured me. For every character you have typed I have lost 50 pounds. You did it, you fucking hero. Because you took the time to reblog this post with ur shitty comment, the weight has just melted off my body and now i’m skinny and am a victoria’s secret model. thank you, random tumblr user, for saving my life from being a disgusting deplorable fat.

loneredballoon:

richietozzzier:

richietoeziers:

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

😂

standard-dingo:

when you’re not sure if someone is actually mad or if they’re joking

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incorrectbioware:
“Mass Effect/Futurama
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incorrectbioware:

Mass Effect/Futurama