Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth
gamzee’s haters: gamzee has no emotions. he is evil and cares nothing about anybody. he’s never felt bad about anything he’s done and he only cares about himself.
literal canon:
gamzee is a sweetie when hes not being controled by stronger spider 8itch or big buff pickle douche
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago
Reminder: Don’t let your brain bully you, sometimes our minds are cruel to us. You deserve to live, you deserve to eat, you deserve to express your feelings. People do like you! You’re doing a pretty good job, and you are worth more than you give yourself credit for.
Christine Sydelko said this on twitter but I had to share it here. Fatphobic people don’t care about fat people’s health.
🤔🤔🤔
Good luck with the diabetes
Look at this fucking warrior. By picking three smug looking emojis and passive aggresively congratulating me on a disease I don’t have, you have cured me. For every character you have typed I have lost 50 pounds. You did it, you fucking hero. Because you took the time to reblog this post with ur shitty comment, the weight has just melted off my body and now i’m skinny and am a victoria’s secret model. thank you, random tumblr user, for saving my life from being a disgusting deplorable fat.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.