a completely normal, cliched fantasy world, but instead of bows, all the elves carry glocks
“fuck it up legolas”
describing yourself as “down to clown” as a joke is funny but dangerous territory you never know when some motherfucker is gonna hand you a bike horn and you’re gonna have to ride a tiny car and wrestle a bull or whatever clowns fucking do homestuck has given me a lot of weird expectations for clowns to be perfectly honest with you
GEOFF LIKES SEWING!!! now y’all can stop putting alcohol in geoff aesthetic posts you make because you know he likes: punk music/art/culture, reading, writing (in theory… geoff’ll knock off his bucket list ‘write a book’ one of these days), movies, television, radio talk shows, keeping up with politics, puzzles, sewing, and those little sudoku/crossword puzzle books
“not all men” you’re right. jack pattillo, actual sweetest person in the whole world, would never do this.
disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties
universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies
six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light
