The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious
I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen
That too
The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”
Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”
ship are you making a callout post for faeries
To be fair, when you give something in return for them doing something for you they see it as you treating them like a servant since humans are beneath fae. A human doing something for the fae first though, it requires payment since humans are fae servants.
agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there
