Silver Tongue
metalhiro:
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mbulteau:
“ dixiesaurer:
“ waepenlesbian:
“ anonymoustypewriter:
“ waepenlesbian:
“ anonymoustypewriter:
“ 1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.
2) Put two of the potential pills on...

mbulteau:

dixiesaurer:

waepenlesbian:

anonymoustypewriter:

waepenlesbian:

anonymoustypewriter:

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side

2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.

2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

And here we see natural selection at work.

1) eat them all
2) wait for death

1) reclaim the right to use the scale as many times as you want, on the basis that the right not to die is more important than some arbitrary limit, probably artificially created by a committee of rich fucks to further the grasp of their greed

2) seize the means of measurement

3) weigh as many pills as you want, as many times as you want, until you have identified the poisonous one

4) open an investigation on why there was a poisonous pill in the first place

5) arrest those responsible

sonnetscrewdriver:
“ becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:
“As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if...

sonnetscrewdriver:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.

This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Seals are like mermaids for dogs

hapusheen:

Yeh hiveswap stuff

acoolguy:

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

Open Rp

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You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth

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You

Fool

I have crawled into my Box of Power™, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength

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I AT T A CK

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We must be quick!!!

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What a happy ending

Rose maybe?
Anonymous

sarcasmprodigy:

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Who could forget Rose? 

bpd-disaster:

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree