Silver Tongue

rainbowmod:

clubsdeuce:

local asshole tries to look badass unsuccessfully while getting fucked up by wind

Looks like LV

Theyre cosplaying as AR

dimetrodone:

Praying Mantis: *catches a fly with its arms and eats it*

Humans: What a fierce predator, a cold heartless creature that have evolved to kill.

Big fucking whale: *Opens its massive gape and inhales literally thousands of animals in a single gulp, filtering them through its hairy gums and kills them all*

Humans: A harmless peaceful giant

real-live-dragon:

timepunkspg:

the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.

well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today

queenbeyduh:
“Beyoncé in The Lion King, (2019)
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queenbeyduh:

Beyoncé in The Lion King, (2019)

favoriteanimal:

favoriteanimal:

I just tried to remind Ian what a Borzoi is by describing them as “greyhounds, but in cursive”

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Greyhounds

nuttyrabbit:

werewolf-t33th:

ransa:

Rouge has to go to the store to get groceries cuz they’re out of milk or something but she doesn’t want to leave Shadow and Omega alone because they’re gonna get into trouble she just knows it so she makes them come with her. Omega can’t get through the doors though so he has to wait outside and he’s just uncomfortably shifting around and this little kid mistakes him for one of those coin operated rides and climbs up on him and he’s like ‘Small human no this is not safe please get down before you injure yourself’ and some other kid can’t get their prize from the claw machine and they start crying so he punches through the glass to get it for them. The alarm goes off, security comes to get him. Rouge hears the intercom telling the ‘parents of Omega e-123 please come to the store entrance’ and Rouge is like ‘maybe it’s another omega’ but she knows it’s not and just goes to pay for the damages because she knows there are definitely gonna be damages.

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This was the first thing I thought of when I read this orz

IT GOT BETTER

dyonoi:
“nobody asked for this shitty meme but here it is anyway
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dyonoi:

nobody asked for this shitty meme but here it is anyway