Silver Tongue

More mind controlled Kat?

Anonymous

She has the upper hand if she takes the glue that keeps the team together..

Our DM Giving Me a Demonstration on How Things Work

DM: so you’re in a forest & you roll a perception check of like 10. You see some trees, three monsters of some kind, & like a bunny or something. What do you-
Me: pet the bunny!
DM: no.
Me: aw
DM: you die. Because you ignored the monsters TO PET THE BUNNY

tyrannical-tapeworm:

sodomymcscurvylegs:
non-white-culture:
sodomymcscurvylegs:
When you try to replay PS1 games but the nostalgia has worn off:
Just play the ps2
When you try to replay PS2 games but the nostalgia has worn off:
when you overhear someone calling you ugly so you decide to turn all the dragons into crystal:

@scraps-is-busy

question. who do you think is better at baking? kanaya or rose? or do they just ask jane to bake for whatever they need?

silver-tongues-blog

banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

rose, hands down. girl has to learn how to cook & clean from an early age in order to sustain herself. kanaya is okayish at baking (she prefers using the grill, actually).

consider kanaya cooking lobster for dinner

showerthoughtsofficial:

When Prince Harry goes to a strip club, he stuffs pictures of his granny into strippers’ underwear

showerthoughtsofficial:

Adam and Eve were the first to not read Apple’s terms and conditions.

banshees:

i’m on the verge of noclipping thru the floor and receiving an incalculable sum of damage

When you try to replay PS1 games but the nostalgia has worn off:

When you try to replay PS2 games but the nostalgia has worn off:

when you overhear someone calling you ugly so you decide to turn all the dragons into crystal: