sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

memereposts:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

venomsnake:

friendly reminder

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Metal Gear Solid V and Persona 5 are similar in that they both work the word ‘phantom’ into the script as often as possible

bigbosscangotohell:

according to imgur this was posted two years before mgsv came out 

shock:

entry tier: big mood, relatable, me too

middle tier: i ghostwrote this post

final tier:

wilwheaton:

branwyn-says:

@rabbitdadisw0rried is the hero of this story, and I @branwyn-says the humble narrator.

Fuckyeahfivehundreddollarbread dot tumblr dot com

setheverman:

setheverman:

google.com bowser x luigi yaoi

google.com delete tumblr post how

elfstaranymore:

feministess:

elfstaranymore:

also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones

like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room as their parents, honestly that’s better and more social than what I did as a teenager, which was hole up in my room at my desktop computer that I couldn’t move anywhere else in the house

mostly what I see from the teens in my family is they will sit and scroll through their phone, but if something interesting starts happening, or a new person enters the room, or they see something cool they want to share, they look up and interact again, because they’re sitting right there with everyone else.

that is waaaay more social than 2002 me, hunched over my desktop for hours and only seeing my mom in passing when I went to microwave a burrito at 1am. way, way more social.

My whole family does this now. We’re all in the same room, but each on a phone, tablet, or laptop. Certain poop heads will shake their heads at how technology is dividing us.

But

Like

What do they think families have done for since ever? Talk constantly while playing educational board games every evening? No.

They’d each be reading, or sewing, or writing letters or some shit, and mostly sat quietly near each other but not bothering each other.

yes this

It reminds me of the whole “omg people on trains used to TALK to each other” argument. No, they didn’t. They read the newspaper or stared straight ahead avoiding eye contact.

itsthatcaptainkonot:

riathedreamer:

I just realized the Danish word for “pink” is “lyserød” which literally means “light-ish red”.

I’m amazed. Does this mean Donut is right or wrong?

One of donuts moms is danish