thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

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This is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

Happy Easter!

wanderlost-girl:

libby-doe-mods-denofiniquity:

wanderlost-girl:

tardis-mind-palace:

kaliforhnia:

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade

tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his father

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name then marry his sister who has been dressing and acting like a man for years because of some scam

its not a scam its land ownership!

cerastes:

If anyone asks what was the internet about in the early 2000s, you show them:

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There’s only 2 genders

aymmichurros:

bookerfly:

aymmichurros:

owo and uvu

what about uwu

excuse m,e? whats this sjw bullshit?

mrhaliboot:

Steven and Garnet’s groovy fusion, Cherry Quartz. Cool, hip, and ready to party!

My idea for Cherry’s weapon is a pair of giant DJ subwoofers they carry around on their shoulders like cannons, Garnet’s gauntlets as the base and Steven’s shield as the cone. They can blast different frequencies of bass and sonic blasts, so their combat style is almost like a rave party!

deviantart | insta: @mrhaliboot

Unakite ~ Rainbow Quartz 2.0 ~ Milky Quartz

homeluck:
“Easy on the pose, miss
”

homeluck:

Easy on the pose, miss

Callout post for people who use the word ‘thot’

rumbutt:

disexplications:

argumate:

sadoeconomist:

Folks, I need to warn you

I’ve been seeing a sudden surge of use of the word ‘thot’ and I’m concerned

We’ve recently seen at least one ancient Egyptian deity resurrected through meme magic

Thoth is a significantly more powerful member of the pantheon than Kek and the consequences of summoning him may be even more drastic than the rebirth of Kek (Brexit, Trump winning the election, a series of celebrity deaths)

The phrase ‘return the bones thot’ radiates an obvious mystical power and it may herald that Thoth will come to preside over 2017 as Kek has presided over 2016 - the bones possibly refer to the millions of mummified ibises buried in his honor at his main temple in Khmun, by reblogging that post you may be unknowingly beseeching this ancient and powerful being to repay the thousands of years of sacrifices humanity once offered him - what form that might take, we can only speculate

Although it’s possible that Thoth has been with us for a while - his name in Greek letters is Θώθ, which is clearly referenced in the ‘OwO what’s this?’ meme

As the inventor of both magic and science and keeper of all wisdom, Thoth assuredly does know what ‘this’ is, but I’m not sure we want to find out

I’m also concerned that Thoth’s wife Ma’at may be connected to the frequent seemingly compulsive and superfluous use of the word ‘mate’ or ‘m8′ in memes

Please be careful with your memes, they may hold hidden arcane power

haha good one

*googles Θώθ*

oh bloody hell

Unlike Kek, a god of primordial darkness, Thoth is associated with balance, mediation, and arbitration. The return of Thoth may be exactly what we need in these troubled times

reblog to summon Thoth to save 2017