Silver Tongue

filibusterfrog:

chaosorchestrator:

filibusterfrog:

engineer-pearl0:

filibusterfrog:

people who say they like “all kinds of music’ and then turn me down when i offer them a free cd of my, original, 7 hour long country-rap rock opera fusion are fake bitches,  

I…

Okay I’ll bite, how did you get seven hours of music onto one CD?

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its a really thick disk

But the limiting factor of data storage on a cd isnt thickness its the surface area of the underside of the disk

but if it was wider it wouldnt fit in my cd player??

Turn it on the side and you find its actually an elaborate music box

chubsintubs:
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chubsintubs:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“oh hell this is just awesome
”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

oh hell this is just awesome

 - FEAR
 - FACTORY

ormagodin:

slimane-boi:

comcastkills:

You angered the CEO fandom

Bank fandom grab your predatory loan practices

Managers grab your unpaid interns

rosexknight:

rosexknight:

This guy in line at Office Depot just complained his cashier “Didn’t speak English” because she had an accent and asked for help from another cashier, who was busy with another customer.

Bitch I just came in here for a desk calandra for my grandmother’s Christmas present and I got another stop and dinner to cook. I don’t need your bigoted-ass holding up the line.

Plot twist: SHE WAS THE MANAGER and he didn’t get to return his ink.

The look on his face when the other employee explained that she was the manager was amazing.

buffdaddykarkat:
“*awkwardly and sweatily fondles grande cappuccino*
”

buffdaddykarkat:

*awkwardly and sweatily fondles grande cappuccino*

firelxrdazula:

the dynamic of zuko and iroh’s relationship in two screenshots