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The Shape Of Water Review: The Problem...

robinmichelleblake:

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never have i wanted to read an article less in my life.

Suddenly I forgot how to read…

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Originally posted by shaymaeb

The Shape Of Water Review: The Problem With Inter-Species Romance

The review is from Gamespot, by the way.

It’s one thing to ask audiences to suspend belief for this fairy tale, and it’s a whole other thing to ask them to consider for one moment that an otherwise sane woman would be so desperate as to fall for a creature who can’t even survive on dry land–not when there are actual men in this town.”

Haha man someone tell this dude that he is not the hot commodity that he thinks he is and personally speaking I for one am eager to get away from actual men and be whisked into the loving arms of a fishman.

I can think of one person that wants to fuck a fish.

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I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

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Daytime reblog.
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scraps-is-busy:

scraps-is-busy:

Added some shading considering I made you all wait for this.

Daytime reblog.

Jade w dreads is actually my life???
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i love her so much!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Constantly wearing a dunce cap with “son of a bitch idiot” emblazoned on it to atone for all my dumb ass acts

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motherkink:

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girls with 2 legs and girls with 4 legs

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yo btw if you were wondering how the alt right is doing, the current conspiracy theory they’re rallying around is that soy sauce is why trans women exist

adding clarification to this since i did it in separate posts earlier

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i think what basically happened is that some dude was looking at what goes into soy and noticed it contains estrogen and subsequently came to the conclusion that soy and soy based products are Feminizing Men and its taken off with the infowars crowd. anyway the new hot alt right insult is soy boy, so get ready to be called that some time in the near future

recent update to this: according to /pol/ “multiple studies” (none of which they have provided, helpfully) have proven that onions increase your testosterone levels so now there’s whole threads of dipshits just drinking raw onion juice and arguing over which onion is the least degenerate, *and* whole other threads of dipshits arguing that the onion thing is a false flag by feminists to get people to look like idiots by drinking raw onion juice

the alt-right have honed the art of self-owning into a goddamn science