Silver Tongue

lohboh:

dai-does-stuff:

lohboh:

lohboh:

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

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here’s the sensible chuckle

now give us the fetish art

no

tedkordisanasshole:

eternalfarnham:

outofcontextdnd:

The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.

Was this the result of a failed skill check, or a successful one?

#i didn’t read the url at first #an as a librarian i thought’ yeah that makes sense’

super-star-destroyer:

skaletal:

self-critical-automaton:

critical-perspective:

terminallydepraved:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

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‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

abstractandedgyname:

persverso:

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

human: 

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THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

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scotchtapeofficial:
“ me as a kindergarten teacher: ok class lets review our “Who We Love” art projects! timmy, who did you draw?
timmy: i drew my mommy because she-
me: haha wow, feminist virtue signaling much? we get it, cuck! ‘Womyn R Peeple 2′ !!...

scotchtapeofficial:

me as a kindergarten teacher: ok class lets review our “Who We Love” art projects! timmy, who did you draw?

timmy: i drew my mommy because she-

me: haha wow, feminist virtue signaling much? we get it, cuck! ‘Womyn R Peeple 2′ !! haha fucking christ… EPIC cringe level over 9000… kek. did anyone here NOT draw a god forsaken female? i will not be awarding brownie points for you wusses kissing sjw ass.

leonardosantamaria:
“ “Stealing your name.” by Leonardo Santamaria. Graphite, acrylic, colored pencil, and acryla-gouache on paper mounted onto panel 24" x 30"
For the Miyazaki Show at Spoke Art in NYC. Original painting available here. Very limited...

leonardosantamaria:

“Stealing your name.” by Leonardo Santamaria. Graphite, acrylic, colored pencil, and acryla-gouache on paper mounted onto panel 24" x 30"

For the Miyazaki Show at Spoke Art in NYC. Original painting available here. Very limited edition prints available here.

1wayticket2h3ll:
“a small doodle of a big poof boy
”

1wayticket2h3ll:

a small doodle of a big poof boy

itsalburton:

babyanimalgifs:

If you’re having a bad day, watch this

@kelpup because wolf-like dog

@teechew because floofs

@korkrunchcereal because I think it’s a pug, even if that’s a very fuzzy pug with an actual tail

potoobrigham:

That dog’s eulogy was beautiful. There’s no way he could top th-

Bad. Part 4.

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marvilus73:

Wait. I don’t think these are supposed to fly.