meghalovania:

it-a:

art based on my mood 

Big Mood

ariaste:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

vampireapologist:

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

This is probably one of my favorite science anecdotes! This is why it’s so important to get outside the human umvelt and consider everything from the perspective of the animals you’re working with..,

TBH if my choices were a naked guy or a nearly identical naked guy with a rad bracelet, I’d pick the bracelet guy too.

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

et–l:

arabellesicardi:

It’s the year of the goat!!! 新年快樂.

@4a0000

melonmemes:

Black Friday summarized in one low budget meme.

slimeweeb:

valucard:

nuggetlumps:

This is a ketchup appreciation blog please take your rudeness elsewhere

it’s not your fault Ketchup looks bad

maidofsalt:

maidofsalt:

maidofsalt:

I’m gonna scream I stg it’s pitch fucking black outside I will not accept this as the morning.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE MORNING TO YOU?!

Eh close enough.

bonitabreezy:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

sorairo-deizu:

nasa-official:

the moment before your masculinity shatters

*ahem*

I’m confused. Mother Earth. Venus. A bazillion comets and planetoids named after women.

How could you be so wrong.

theres an entire galaxy called andromeda

fail-boat:

run-up-the-sail:

derinthemadscientist:

Why is this even a problem? If you need more citizens, take in more immigrants or refugees. It’s not like America has a shortage of either wanting to come in. If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.

How Millenials are killing the baby industry

“If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.”