politeq:

voxeterna1:

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem.
Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm.
They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine.
Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle.
I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

this is the only non fake text post on tumblr

theveryworstthing:

Remwolf: Biology Lab

As both a science teacher and a lover of chaos, his biggest fear was losing the struggle against making really good dog puns and having someone call the cops.

double Remwolves today.

theveryworstthing:

REMwolf: Stalker

I told you to stop following me.

a simple REMwolf.

muffintonic:

ptsdhamlet:

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

amii-satori:

fristdynamo:

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

@moonpaw

cloudcuckoolander527:

stoneylizard:

thechosenjuan:

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

magikyle:

xgyara:

determinedtomato:

(game that contains no violence whatsoever) No Mercy run

Animal Crossing No Mercy Run

friendlywildflowers:

Here’s that short comic I made for my art midterm since a few of you wanted to see it! It’s about my older brother, his colorblindness, and his girlfriend. Hope you like it! :D (Click on the picture to read it better.)

funke:

funke:

all cat girls dm me instantly it’s important

there’s been some confusion .

disclaimer: not girls who like cats, i’m talking about cat girls

amesburritostash:

polyglotplatypus:

mr-marvel-hipster:

polyglotplatypus:

with all this net neutrality stuff ive discovered that NORMALLY internet in the us costs like 55 bucks per month? what the fuck? yall are already getting ripped off like crazy holy shit im getting fiber-optic internet for 25€ over here 

$55 a month? Ha! No, it’s much more. Comcast, Verizon, AT&T love to stick it to Americans, and overcharge for internet.

dear god its just like the medicine/drugs bs again… i think ive seen people say 10ml of insulin cost them 275$ when here it barely costs 15€ AND most of it usually doesnt have to be paid because of our healthcare system. jesus i hope i never have to work in the US, what a fucking nightmare it looks for you guys

#THE US KINDA LOOKS LIKE A FEVER DREAM AND NOT A REAL PLACE