slimetony:

yungsquidward:

slimetony:

transgirl-princess:

slimetony:

guys lets brainstorm a post

setting: 1950s london

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

hi it’s me, Ringo Star, the time-traveling song wizard. i’m going to write a song about your predicament now

to be fair this is the best case scenario because i know that it wont end up on an album and ringo starr gets to be known as “the beatle who wrote songs about dudes balls getting caught in a trolley”

navalenigma:

aggressively southern gay

vodka-aunt-coran:

lance: [glaring at pidge’s hero of mind sweatshirt] you’re wearing that trash?

pidge: ok, but you recognized this trash, so,

lance: [sprinting from the scene]

sunsteel:

anakin: got his hand chopped off in the second episode of his trilogy

luke: got his hand chopped off in the second episode of his trilogy

rey:

jelloapocalypse:

suppermariobroth:

Print ad for a Bubble Tape promotion event. Note Mario outside the vault.

“That bastard… we couldn’t have anticipated that they’d send The Tongue.”

trainwreckgenerator:

it probably wouldnt go so well the first time round

not-a-comedian:

happy egg day

pisshets:

The key to total androgyny is a plague doctor’s suit. Waxen cloak, wide hat, gloves, beaked mask full of flowers the whole nine yards

korekiyotheanthropologist:

peratla:

cocoafloat:

sans and komaeda

um? the onceler??

what the fuck is this sjw bullshit the Bible said Adam and Eve not How Bad Can I Be