Silver Tongue
Remember guys, if I’m dying

adachimerica:

molecularyou:

Your obligation as my friend, is to drag my half dead body to my quest bed. 

if i dont make it in time please make out with my corpse

prokopetz:

It’s probably not surprising that folks with executive dysfunction often have little difficulty getting stuff done when there’s someone around to tell us what to do and supervise us doing it. What’s perhaps more surprising is that it’s not necessarily due to fear of punishment: having a supervisor is effective even if the supervisor in question has no ability to actually compel obedience. Basically, “following direct orders” seems to be a totally separate executive pathway from “self-motivating”, and having trouble with the one doesn’t necessarily mean having trouble with the other.

Which, of course, is why you can end up with situations where your own self-care is garbage, but caring for your pet is totally fine: the benefit of having a supervisor ordering you around can be realised even if the party giving the orders is a cat.

monstersrcuties:

disappoint your parents. get that tattoo. fuck a vaguely humanoid void beast

markiplier:
“ adaptingalien:
“ @markiplier and all of us in this community together just on tiltify we raised over 1.5 million! And today we are at $416,623 and STILL CLIMBING!!! I am so happy to be in this wonderful community!!!!‬
I love you guys!...

markiplier:

adaptingalien:

@markiplier and all of us in this community together just on tiltify we raised over 1.5 million! And today we are at $416,623 and STILL CLIMBING!!! I am so happy to be in this wonderful community!!!!‬

I love you guys! Stay amazing! ❤️💙

That’s SO AMAZING!! You all are incredible, I’m so proud of you!

lolnein:
“ Bonus GIF: https://lolnein.com/2017/11/25/vacuuming/
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ithelpstodream:

thebittercoffee:

ithelpstodream:

kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl?

mom: go ahead and ask

kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl?

me: no

kid:

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Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are NOT LGBT for being ‘‘nonbinary’‘, call yourself any shit, but you are not LGBT and don’t tell lies.

do you see that T in LGBT?


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stop excluding agender and non-binary folk. cis people do a good enough of a job at that already.

could u draw a soft tav?? (( i adore your art!!! <33 ))

filibusterfrog:

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here, for u.. a sof boy

setheverman:
“ speedlimit15:
“what the fuck
”
ad algorithms trying to understand your web history: fuckfuckfufkcfuk this person uhhhhhh in the market for upside down artificial christmas tree
”
TBH i want one

setheverman:

speedlimit15:

what the fuck

ad algorithms trying to understand your web history: fuckfuckfufkcfuk this person uhhhhhh in the market for upside down artificial christmas tree

TBH i want one

umptybagger:

shes had a busy day