heretohelptheidiots:

dare-to-dm:

We’re watching the Return of the King right now, and got to the part where Denethor is introduced.  My husband asks me for the context of why Denethor is Like That, since I just finished reading the book.  So I explained how Denethor has been using a Palantir for years to get information, and how Sauron has been manipulating him by only letting him see events that give him a worst possible impression of reality.

So my husband replies “Oh!  So Denethor is basically just like your grandpa after he starts getting all his news from Fox.”   And honestly, yeah pretty much.

Warn people before you make statements like that. I was not ready.

death-420:

ooOOoh lookAT MEEe I’M JOOOSH I’MWHACK OFF  all day looong. GIRLS? NO THANK YA, MA’AM, I’VE GOT ME A        boner

OOOH! I’M DRAKE! BOOBS!!!   nNNOT FOR ME!! I’M JUST GONNA EAT ME A BIG OL BAGFUCKIN DICK

silver-tongues-blog:

honestly how can you hate love never dies when it brings you gems like this.

rambeaus:

MUSICAL THEATRE APPRECIATION WEEK | DAY FIVE
↳ FAVORITE TECHNICAL ASPECT: COSTUME & SET DESIGN BY GABRIELA TYLESOVA

textsfromthefifthbasement:

(828): OK so you’re 100% sure this time that he isn’t your ex in disguise again?

phannah–montana:

you want me to make a friend? the thing that killed christine daaé?

textsfromthefifthbasement:

(561): I’m drunk and he’s still weird.

broadwayfan92:

Still wish they filmed and released the Love Never Dies London cast.

Originally posted by whistledownn

textsfromthefifthbasement:

(317): I’ve wanted to home wreck them since the wedding. This is a dream come true