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sunnyside-art:

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

simonein2015:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
this is advanced

The god of what?

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You find scrolls on the ground, and discover that Memor is the god of perfidy.
Halfling Bard: What’s perfidy?
Goliath Barbarian: Can we summon Merriam Webster, the god of dictionaries?

prettyboyshyflizzy:

pinkgliitter:
yousonosy:
badgyal-k:
This is why you keep ya family business off twitter
LMFAO
th..th…thats tuff lmaoo

unfollowfriday:

pure:
You must face them in a 3v1 brawl in the parking lot of a Honda car dealership to defeat America once and for all
You cannot hope to defeat the 3 legendary sannin of the united states of america

glenn-griffon:

threelegmeg:
bakaccha:
UNSETTLING
#WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL PARTNER

nocturnalmelody:

They seized the opportunity, and slam dunked it so fucking hard

abominaidan:

wuuthradical:
abominaidan:
The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay
You have a gender, it’s in your pants
Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint

alaughingfreak:

Drew a screenshot from the Egg Hunt stream! Looks like an album cover lol

gearholder:

@firesuperstar