Silver Tongue

beeinherbonnet:

thgfhjhhh:

Cuphead art backgrounds

Great compilation of my background paintings!

mcconaughey-blog:
“what is german homework
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mcconaughey-blog:

what is german homework

robeblr:
“ rocketmermaid:
“ systlin:
“ fieldbears:
“ tattoo this on my flesh
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I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.
“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had...

robeblr:

rocketmermaid:

systlin:

fieldbears:

tattoo this on my flesh

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. 

“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” 

If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. 

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

*has all possessions engraved with this*

chibiroboofficial:
“ jillsteinfuneralcity:
“did u kno that if you put a bell collar on an outdoor cat they will learn to hunt around the bell’s sound and then when you take the bell off they will be 1000x better at hunting
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chibiroboofficial:

jillsteinfuneralcity:

did u kno that if you put a bell collar on an outdoor cat they will learn to hunt around the bell’s sound and then when you take the bell off they will be 1000x better at hunting

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northisnotup:

vampireapologist:

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

they should make a movie of it and have it be in the same universe as romeo + juliette

gearholder:
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grawly:

grawly:

Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”

It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.

Either way I win.

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solluxisms:

solluxisms:

See these? They are reusable menstrual pads. And boxer briefs. Let it sink in, especially if you’re trans/queer. You can rock your masculine side. You can save on pads in the long term. And if you’re dysphoric, you’re saved the trouble of having to grab pads or tampons in a store. (They also have a tampon equivalent and panties with pads similarly built in, but this is post is about the boxer briefs becauuuuse…)

I suggested these to LunaPads a long time ago and they’re finally out! They’ve affirmed their commitment to people of all genders and sexes (their blog posts have mentioned trans men and women, intersex people, and nonbinary/genderqueer people) in several ways, so I was happy to see this finally happen. I love the shit out of this company and want to share the news with all my queer friends while the intro sale is going on. Plus sizes! Other cool non-menstrual products! And when you buy certain products they’ll donate one to someone in a country that doesn’t have access to pads, making it easier for them to go to school or work.

The downside (there had to be one): it’s an expensive investment, an upfront cost that saves you $$$ and trips to the store. The description for these says they’ll absorb about the equivalent of a regular disposable pad before you need a change. But you can also insert their normal maxi-liner type things for extra coverage and easy changing.

My $80 Heavy Flow Starter Kit lasted me 3 years (and I could have stretched it further if I hadn’t started T), which I estimate was about 1/3 of what I would have been paying for pads.

So yeah. Even if you can’t afford their stuff now, maybe take a look around the site and see if there’s something to add to your wishlist. (And a note…I know I’ve gushed about this company before, but I’m not getting kickbacks. I wish all companies cared this much about their customers, because it makes the customers care back.)

They’re having a 25% off sale until 11/27/17 at 11:59 PM! The coupon code is BLOODYGOOD (haha see what they did there?)