bogleech:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

cremsie:

Mark pays a visit to his mother’s for the holidays 
Hope everyone has the chance to make fond memories before the year ends <3

My Patreon

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We are fighting a risen mummy lord and his minions, and our friend Jon is the only person who’s died so far.

Player: On the plus side, Jon isn’t salty.
Everyone else except Jon: burst into laughter
Jon: very very salty

catwithbenefits:

thelulusoldier:

icedyuris:

WHY DOES TH E DEER HAVE A DEFENSIVE STANCE IM

That deer was solid af last year in the college ranks.

did you know that @dugglexx can bball with the best of them?

dies-first:

vichell:

Builder’s block

sliceosunshine:

i-love-word-association-games:

holdnarrytight:

nursemchurt:

deathcarpets:

*republicans flip gender switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

Originally posted by giphy

thanks

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

This was Ms. Roem’s response:

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greelin:

greelin:

it’s like.. sooo funny to see ppl approach immortal all-powerful characters w/ the mindset of “well clearly they love the gender binary and heterosexuality and adhere to both of those” like… bitch do you really Think

i’ve existed for only two decades and don’t care for either of those… do you really think an immortal all-powerful being would? hard pass

filibusterfrog:

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