Silver Tongue

hair-like-lemons:

darkvioletcloud:

illogical-bullshit:

I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around

Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.

Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit

guilherme-rm:

Could I?  You must be new here.

Wow, Daisy and I put some time into a piece! What is this, 2015?

Background is just a picture of Barcelona, let’s not get crazy.

lucio in a poison dart frog kigurumi please
Anonymous

filibusterfrog:

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frog boyf

aeritus:
“ 🎶
Hello, I love them.
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aeritus:

🎶

Hello, I love them.

moonpaw:

nubs-mgee:

Well that’s not right

im buzzfeed?

QUICK USE YOUR BUZZFEED POWERS TO TURN FACEBOOK MOMS AGAINST MARK ZUCKERBERG!

sludgejudy:

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

We’re entering pretty cold weather as we’re travelling.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Some context: In a previous session, we traded something with a beggar for their big, warm pair of furry boots.

Our drow priest: “It’s a bit nipply out here.”

Our DM: “Anyone outside of the wagon roll a con save to see if your nipples are hard.”

Paladin: *only one who rolls high enough* “My nipples are fine because of the boots.”

Priest: “Doesn’t mean he’s not aroused.”