I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around
Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.
Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit
Could I? You must be new here.
Wow, Daisy and I put some time into a piece! What is this, 2015?
Background is just a picture of Barcelona, let’s not get crazy.
Well that’s not right
im buzzfeed?
QUICK USE YOUR BUZZFEED POWERS TO TURN FACEBOOK MOMS AGAINST MARK ZUCKERBERG!
the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh
yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic
uuweweuundeheuhme
Some context: In a previous session, we traded something with a beggar for their big, warm pair of furry boots.
Our drow priest: “It’s a bit nipply out here.”
Our DM: “Anyone outside of the wagon roll a con save to see if your nipples are hard.”
Paladin: *only one who rolls high enough* “My nipples are fine because of the boots.”
Priest: “Doesn’t mean he’s not aroused.”


