scafe-dragon:

lorstandian:

@raptorofire

bruddabois:

artisticlog:

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

advanced-procrastination:

sobeitjayt:

psychedelicfelon:

ebonybyg:

forever-slaying:

bae–electronica:

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

LMAO bitch my sides hurt

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

auto-responders:

hi im david and i cant dr

showerthoughtsofficial:

The FCC is going to ruin the internet faster then EA ruined Star Wars.

yourplayersaidwhat:

We’re shopping and our rogue has been hoarding money during the campaign and has taken this moment to buy a lot of stuff with it. 

Barbarian: so you’re just pulling out a bunch of money we didn’t know you had and buying shit?

Rogue: you don’t know where it came from. It could’ve come from your pocket, it could’ve come from the shop keeper’s pocket

Barbarian(OOC): did you say that in front of the shopkeeper?

Rogue(OOC): ya know what, fuck it, I did

DM: the shopkeep checks his pockets 

Rogue(OOC) can I roll slight of hand to pick his pockets after he checks?

DM: fine

Rogue: *rolls a 21* 

DM: you get 5 gold 

vampireapologist:

you know those stupid things you’ve done bc you just weren’t thinking but not like life-changing stupid things or even day-changing just like. in the moment you stopped and asked yourself what the fuck??? who the fuck did you just become?? what version of you made that decision?? that choice??? something so stupid it’s like funny but also so stupid it will make people genuinely worry about your ability to function as an Adult Person so you can’t even tell a story about it because you need to maintain some semblance of rational thinking?

anyway I’m not gonna provide an example but you know????

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

rabbivole:

cowards-sorcery:

dreamlordmorpheus:

He missed his mom so he tried to jump up on the desk to cuddle with her

BABY

this was a rollercoaster

aroshi-wish:

rosewillow82:

otabckaltyn:

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind