Silver Tongue

vanilla-birdbrain:

wrenrouge:

i hate this 

You can’t reinvent Homestuck if Homestuck was a prophecy the entire time

shittymoviedetails:

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The Pronoun Cinematic Universe

lunarneo:
“If simply existing is shoving it down throats, then choke on it 😊
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lunarneo:

If simply existing is shoving it down throats, then choke on it  😊

headspace-hotel:

awesomehoggirl:

jewboyswag:

awesomehoggirl:

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

genie from aladin

genie from aladin

zoobus:
“random-entertainment:
“the kids had fun learning about color theory…
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Laughing my ass off at this comment because I found the source and literally
“Tan says, “Hundreds of flowers were painted by the students pressing their hand prints to...

zoobus:

random-entertainment:

the kids had fun learning about color theory…

Laughing my ass off at this comment because I found the source and literally

Tan says, “Hundreds of flowers were painted by the students pressing their hand prints to the wall during a chilly January. Wall, hand, flower, wall, hand, flower… It was [a] heartfelt expression of gratitude for the school where they spent their high school lives. Layer upon layer of flower petals created a row of cherry trees in full bloom, through which I could feel the warmth of spring despite the cold cracks on the wall of [the] school building. It was as if the now-disused building reflected the warmth of the people who were once there.”

Color theory in a children’s institution strikes again!

bard-irl:

frogparty:

still the funniest fucking graph on earth

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Nowhere near as funny as game of thrones episode ratings played on a piano

mad-dyspunktional:

arcelian:

We are 3 weeks into the antivaxx trucker protests in Ottawa and I really want one specific long-term outcome from all of it, and that is for antivaxxers to gain a reputation as people who will shit on your lawn. There were multiple reports way back in the first weekend of human beings leaving turds on the porches of houses that hung pro-vaccine signs or pride flags from their balconies, and while that is absolutely disgusting I so badly want to be able to use that as a comeback if someone tries to be antivaxx at me. If someone says they won’t be vaccinated because it causes autism or whatever I want to be able to look them in the eye and say “do you also poop on your neighbours’ lawns like a dog?” and for everyone to understand what I am referring to. When suburban white moms refuse to believe in science we should be able to turn to the absolute humiliation of being a Lawn Pooper to get them to shut up. Do you want your kids to be known as the weirdos who take dumps on porches? no? then vaccinate them.

Anti-vaxxer: “I’m anti-vaxx.”

Me: *Look of absolute disgust.* “Gross, man.”

Anti-vaxxer: “What?”

Me: “You shit on people’s lawns and drink your own piss? Come on, no one needs to know that.”

xxtc-96xx:

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Newt reminisces on her first mega evolution while punchy finally gets to punch again

gonna make an oc based off u

Anonymous

firefox-official:

lordofthegauntlets:

firefox-official:

bill-nye-official-blog:

firefox-official:

bill-nye-official-blog:

firefox-official:

ok. if it’s bad i kill you

promise?

bill nye?

Do you promise or not?

bill nye……

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@firefox-official​ I’m sorry

IM GOING TO PASS OUT