orestian:

raptorific:

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

pochowek:

walt disney is a coward for inventing the underground system of tunnels for employees below disneyland because he saw a cowboy run through a futuristic set to get to his theme ride. a real creative type would’ve invented overwatch right there and then

momnar:

kamen-apple-kinkshaming:

grateful-damashii:

tosakahiyoko:

where’s that post where someone erased all the extra lines and crosshatched shading from a jojo character’s face

cursed image

Oh my god it’s an actual 17 year old he’s been under there the whole time

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

magmashine:

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

This radiates calm

asklilseb:

adamtots:

🎁

Hey OP do you take criticism?

sad-eyed-lady-of-the-low-lands:

queerseth:

whaching:

being gay doesnt excuse you from being transphobic and racist lmao whoops

being trans or gay doesn’t excuse you from being racist, aphobic, bi/panphobic, xenophobic, ect.

being marginalised in one way doesn’t prevent you from contributing to the marginalisation of others.

voix7:

voix7:

no more negative artist memes everyone only positive

mau-demort:

hogwartsaheadcanon:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that? 

You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?

@thelastnero @greenmornings

I-I’m dead, I’m done. Thank you for coming.

Imagine, though.

imagine him trying to come up with a cover story to hide him being an animagus. like imagine him trying to explain why there was a random deer in his house