Not to offend anyone but pickles are disgusting

gallusrostromegalus:

ms-demeanor:

fatehbaz:

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Oh my god, that poor sea lion.

Nobody deserves to have to go to Longview.

A Sea Lion is basically an oceanic bear and sometimes they like to go visit the homeland.

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Originally posted by doitfortorty

iclimbtreestofeelalive:

otakuanimeaddict:

tragosgalatea:

3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:

The look on her face when she realizes

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

unpretty:

when you have a sudden realization about something that was supposed to have been obvious from the start

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gomjabbar:

“himbo” has lost its meaning. it used to refer to brawny studs who thought ketchup, mustard, and relish were called “traffic light sauces” and now it refers to the entire male cast of fire emblem

probablybadrpgideas:

Druid who refuses to use Wildshape because they’re “not a furry”

dathaihat:
“If anyone’s going to blow it, you can bet it’s gonna be Medic.
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dathaihat:

If anyone’s going to blow it, you can bet it’s gonna be Medic.

fuckyahumor:

kidchi:

quicksilverwracked:

rayhudson:

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

THE NOISE

omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

subtitledjerma:

layers of fear is a scary game