someth1ngpersonal:

morgueresident:

liftedandgiftedd:

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

jordisstigander:

tcfkag:

4setsofcorsets:

bluepaladinredlion:

lazytechsupport:

katobleps:

lesbianrey:

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees.  are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

@urulokid

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

cuteschizoprince:

2 sided die: flip a coin

1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

vanishedschism:

strikersindanger:

bohemianrhapsodaisychains:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

You step on the glass now

Marry your husband Shia LaBeouf

coca-cola-official:

dimetrodone:

iwannabeadored:

wugaazi:

That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will

HIS NAME IS WANKSY HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THAT OUT

Chaotic good

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

tsutachishio:

morbid-mando:

witwicky:

Maybe I’m dumb but I don’t get it?

Our boi Obi has the ever so slight higher ground

fuck you fuck all of you just

fuck y'all to heck

jeaniechibi:

Done! Thank you so much for this sweet suggestion, Ryuko! 

Made me happy to draw them after so long <3

black-to-the-bones:

This is important.