Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.
DM: So you enter the palace, and there are trumpets sounding everywhere, the Prince is revealed-
Rogue: I steal a trumpet.
DM: *ignores and launches into his Prince speech*
Rogue: Can I steal a trumpet while the prince is talking
DM: No- Well, fine, roll for it.
*Rogue rolls a 3*
DM: Everyone notices. The guy you just tried to steal from offers to sell it to you for 150G.
Rogue: I roll intimidation to persuade him?
*rolls a 3*
By this point, everyone is dying of laughter.
NPC: It’d take more than that to get my trumpet! Listen, the Prince gives me a stable enough income, I need the money to give my wife a pres-
Rogue: Wait, if you get a stable income, why do you still have money issues. Why is it my responsibility to pay for your wife’s present.
NPC: Well- uh, m-my son, he-
Rogue: Your son spent all your money?! Dude you’re a terrible father and husband, just give me your trumpet you’re better off working somewhere else like a bank.
Monk: Roll psychological damage, on the NPC’s part.
DM: Just take the fucking trumpet it’s literally in a basket beside you it’s worth 5G can we please finish this the game just started 30min ago.
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