Silver Tongue
mikkeneko:
“*under pressure bassline*
”

mikkeneko:

*under pressure bassline*

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

sburbancalamity:
“a boy
”

canned–ravioli:

holy shit i just realized that andrew hussie is a valid troll name

draeneis:

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

spartanlocke:
“ suddenlyoranges:
“how much did yahoo pay for this site again
”
more than it’s worth, that’s for sure
”

spartanlocke:

suddenlyoranges:

how much did yahoo pay for this site again

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more than it’s worth, that’s for sure 

junkrat-the-junker-rat:

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan” 

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

partyroxy:
“ i like short hair jades
”

partyroxy:

i like short hair jades

alien-anarchist:

aawb:

I love that gif of the cat walking though the door with that big ass blanket

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Originally posted by littlepawz