Silver Tongue

agavehoney:

marxferatu:

image

The only honest mechanic left

crowsandcrocs:
“she
”

yellow-py:

There’s a lot of different ways to say milk.

chasekip:
“lucario can hear you being a furry and it gives him depression
”

chasekip:

lucario can hear you being a furry and it gives him depression

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

g-stringofsuburbia:

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

“HERE WE GO AGAIN”

askjonoandsombrero:
“ rubberhoses:
“HEY MR. KING DICE”
Well Cuphead and his pal mugman and his and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and...

askjonoandsombrero:

rubberhoses:

HEY MR. KING DICE

Well Cuphead and his pal mugman  and his and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman

velocesmells:
“ red mugman and blue cuphead are really cute
”

velocesmells:

red mugman and blue cuphead are really cute

killjoygem:
“ clausy4life:
“ butchercat:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ wingscanspeak:
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“ casualfanboy:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ wingscanspeak:
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“ nightowlsupreme:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ I am going to eat...

killjoygem:

clausy4life:

butchercat:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

casualfanboy:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY