mens-rights-activia:

you: bobby pins
me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

adurot:

thedenofravenpuff:

What a lovely sunny day out

*Pulls down curtains, the sun light makes it hard to see the computer screen*

Did you hiss? You have to hiss when you do that.

ymirsbian:

#i love and respect you gay polygon cat

the-last-hair-bender:

ummquestion:

itsperegrine:

red-faced-wolf:

Please watch with sound omg

I hate you for this.

I lost it at the computer error.

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

kitsune2022-artish:

Mainly I just wanted to give Sassyatta a chance to be smug. As though that never happens. Anyway, I was actually mulling over whether or not I thought they’d get a long since Moira is pretty quick on the comebacks too. It was her Ult line that did it (Surrender to my will!) – then it was easy to think that nah, Sassy Zenyatta would absolutely piss her off on purpose. To get semi philosophical on a stupid OW comic: It’s the difference between Symmetra and Moira. Symmetra is all up on her high horse because she is confident in her inherent awesomeness. Moira is all up on her high horse because she is confident in your inherent inferiority. Or at least that’s a suuuuper basic reading of the character so far. XD That’s the 30 second logic for now I guess.

More Overwatch Things

raptorific:

In defense of steppenwolf in the justice league movie– you gotta understand how far beyond humans his planet is, in our terms it’d be like if the US Army sent a seasoned respected general and a whole platoon to invade an island populated only by chickens and he somehow lost that war, then after like 30 years of mockery he finally gets approval to just nuke the hell out of Chicken Island without even trying to fight the chickens again, and he’s in the plane with the nuke and he looks around to find there’s somehow six very angry chickens in the plane, two of whom are disarming the bomb and the rest of whom are pecking him to death, and he loses Chicken War II just like he lost Chicken War I

wattpadfic:

thenosleepsquad:

wattpadfic:

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

filibusterfrog:

lark-in-ink:

givemecoffee-orgivemedeath:

failedyoursavingthrow:

@wherethespidersspin

When they roll a 20:

seiishindraws:

kit from Gameoverse in Uraraka’s hero outfit just because man