It’s not a phase, Maurice

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: I take all the free weapons.

Thief: Wow, you are so selfish.

Ranger: Says the gnome that almost sabotaged our quest to get black hair dye.

Thief: This is who I am, Maurice!!

NO JUST NO.

the-archangel-of-zeref:

unashamed-shipper:

miss-zei:

loveandlucky:

kipio:

Let me get one thing straight. 

Don’t befriend me for free art. 

Don’t befriend an artist for free art. 

DON’T befriend ANY ARTIST for FREE ART. 

NO JUST NO. 

Ok? Do I need to repeat myself? yes? 

DON’T BEFRIEND AN ARTIST FOR FREE ART!!

MAY IT BE FOR DRAWINGS

WRITINGS

COLORINGS

DON’T FUCKING DO THAT CRAP

👏👏 BEFRIEND ARTISTS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM AND WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM NOT BECAUSE YOU WANT FREE SHIT. DON’T BE *THAT* PERSON. 👏👏

This has happened to me several times, it sucks man.

Never had this happen to me before, but if it did I’d be super angry.

Holy god no

if you befriend an artist just for art, they will know and they will spend the rest of their lives paranoid that all their friends are fake and just want art. It’s manipulative, low and will cause them a lifetime of anxiety and paranoia.

babylonian:

grease-howard:

tiny-design:

At one point during The Darkness, the player character is shown relaxing with their romantic interest. During this time, the player can watch the full 1962 film To Kill a Mockingbird, with their love interest shifting and making small comments throughout. They can end this section at any time with the push of a button, but by providing this level of passive interaction, the player is able to become deeply immersed in the relationship being presented, as they observe and participate in a small, tender moment shared between two people.

The whole film???

yup! they compressed the movie a lot to get it to fit, but it looks surprisingly decent. there’s even an achievement (called “Romantic”) for watching the movie until your girlfriend falls asleep

here’s how it looks in game, if you were curious:

ladysantos30:

AHAHAHAHAA IM HAVING FUN

soupery:

i actually dont knw what its abt

solas-the-dreamboat:

darthlenaplant:

cosmicspacequeen:

cosmicspacequeen:

hey tell me fun facts about pirates

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this is everything i could ever want

Pirates of the Carribean WHO?

That last one was Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny and Mary Read.

worthikids:
“this new season of scooby doo looks great
”

worthikids:

this new season of scooby doo looks great

chefpyro:

The many worlds theory means that there is a universe where tortoises have the mental capacity to understand the many worlds theory

dstears:

Horse taxes