lievii:

rakosuke:

lievii:

I..am tumblr mobile.

explain

Ugly, doesn’t function well,

rosexknight:

fuck-customers:

Three customers handed me their credit/debit card today even tho they used the pin pad to punch in their # for the rewards card. Like wtf you think the pin pad is for?? One of them slid the card across the counter and said “can I have my receipt?” My man, do you not understand how anything works or what??

When they did that to me o didn’t touch their card, because if we touched their card to swipe it and something comes up fraud, it’s technically on the cashier. So I told them “You’ll swipe the card on the pin pad if it’s ready.” And if they pitched a fit I told them if I swiped their card (which I’d do on the pin pad ANYWAY) I told them I’d have to see their ID if I did it. That usually shut them up.

butters-the-alicorn:
“ Just chilling in the royal pond, non-pegasi guards making sure no pesky pegasi shows up to bother the chill.
Don’t mind Twilight, she’s still adjusting to the new instincts that come with the wings.
”

butters-the-alicorn:

Just chilling in the royal pond, non-pegasi guards making sure no pesky pegasi shows up to bother the chill.

Don’t mind Twilight, she’s still adjusting to the new instincts that come with the wings.

vetyr:
“Food in warm tones
”

vetyr:

Food in warm tones

fmk cdi zelda, cdi ganon, cdi link

pembrokewkorgi:

Fuck CDI Link (I’m so hungry I could eat a OctoCOCK), Marry CDi Zelda, Kill CDi Ganon

a-vodka-mutini:
“>:D
”
canisthejwalker:
“ unsettlingstories:
“Cursed image.
”
This is the first thing you’ve posted that made me physically uncomfortable.
”

canisthejwalker:

unsettlingstories:

Cursed image.

This is the first thing you’ve posted that made me physically uncomfortable.

cyanocitta-blattidae:
“ cyanocitta-blattidae:
“I just wanted an excuse to draw @doodledrawsthings ‘s designs
”
narcissistic little butt
”

cyanocitta-blattidae:

cyanocitta-blattidae:

I just wanted an excuse to draw @doodledrawsthings ‘s designs

image

narcissistic little butt

jewishdragon:

eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures