kelssiel:

corvidcorgi:

viridian-sun:

heedra:

why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone

there’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode or your hand?

also good for hitting people

twirly

it could be a stylized stick like an umbrella

ymkse:

😀💞👊💢

startrees:

do y’all understand how pumped i am 

witdiseased:

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

just-shower-thoughts:

Too many people are working hard and not getting wealthy for me to believe that 1) hard work leads to wealth or 2) wealth should be a goal of hard work.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me (DM): You cannot persuade nor intimidate the door

Barbarian: Okay, I wanna be vored by the door

Druid to our monk: No wait, get the door drunk!

jelloapocalypse:

xycuro-illuminati:

AU where instead of Danny saying “I’m going ghost!” and putting his arms up, he goes “Guess I’ll die” and shrugs like this one pic.

I’m writing So This is Basically Danny Phantom this weekend and this is so much funnier than anything I know will be in that video goddamnit