skyybridge:

unsettlingstories:

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

this is the worst post on this website

In line for my favorite ride!

In line for my favorite ride!

likewhatyoulikelikedamn:

I honestly try not to be petty but there are some people I can’t stand who hide behind the defense of being a minor

And part of me wants to wait until they turn 18 so I can be like “SO ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT YOU TALKED…”

under appreciated taz moments

scoopingroom:

  • trent the treant??? the whole scene with trent the treant??? “MY BUTT!! MY BUTT!! I WAS JUST BORN AND YOU GUYS CUT OFF MY BUTT!!” guys i havent seen a single piece of fanart of trent the treant thats my favorite scene in that arc
  • “your name is… of course… taako. just kidding. thats mine–HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS MY--i cast magic missile”
  • angus saying “bye i love you” to the tres horny boys through the stone of farspeech
  • “GOD LIED” 
  • robot jenkins’s “thats right motherfuckers. i said id smell you later… consider yourselves smelled.” 
  • magnus literally eating the philosophers stone
  • when magnus BROKE INTO THE BUREAU OF BALANCE JAIL AND KIDNAPPED TWO PEOPLE SO HE COULD TALK TO PRINGLES

hooligan-nova:

It’s so weird to see people actually accepting the “corporations are people” thing. 

Like people saying things like “Pepsi feels bad and apologized”. Pepsi doesn’t “feel” anything, it’s an organization that attempts to make money by selling a product of the same name.

And the Denny’s-style blogs and twitter outlets where “Wendy’s” has a “sassy personality” and picks fights with the other fast food twitters serve to further this illusion. This whole act is being projected by an entire marketing team whose job is to make you think nice thoughts about the product so you’ll buy more.

They aren’t real. It’s all illusion and it’s leading people to think that they are hurting real people when they criticize or resist corporate action.

Sounds like an American version of Hetalia where instead of countries it’s corporations

dio-brando-did-nothing-wrong:

spiralsunshine:

radvillaine:

beasthenshin:

weeaboo-chan:

antifadad:

netflix named……… light yagami…….. light turner……. what will ryuk be…….. my shinigami friend who likes apples…………….ryan

‘howdy y'all I’m roy the shinigami’

Hi, i’m Light Turner, and this is my Fairy Death God Parent

whoever need loud hit up my inbox

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this fanart from 2012 was but a prophecy

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chefpyro:

I think we can all agree that Mark Hamill was the best version of Mark Hamill

fluffy-moth:

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night in the woods, or as I also like to call it, everything happens all the time.

chefpyro:

YouTube video: ten facts you didn’t know about (videogame I’ve played hundreds of hours of)!!

Me: *cracks neck* try me bitch