You’re part of a machine / you are not a human being

i’m in tears
bring this back for sun and moon while everyone’s forgotten
I love all the google translate Japanese text so I’m gonna translate it:
The top caption: “Neither you or I can read even two words in Japanese!”
The caption on the side photo: “This image has terrible editing, but it’s still going to trick you!”
The vertical text was most likely “Eat shit!”
Species: Pokemon
Type: steel, electric, dragon
Ability: BABY KILLER
I can vouch that it’s ability is baby killer. I actually would have missed that because I was too busy focusing on how its name is Gigigiaru. I just thought that was weird, but baby killer beats it.
the vertical text actually says “eat this joke” and MAN if you thought “gigigiaru” was funny i got good news because thats just klinklang’s real japanese name
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
Elvira.
i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress
I shared this on facebook and my mom sent me like 8 texts about how she thinks it’s so unfair that trans people are so rude about cis people






