aeritus:

Listen up you fucks, I’ve been working under painkillers and with blood constantly spilling from my mounth today.

I DESERVE THE OTP

lndt:

hollow apologies

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

agenderpinkiepie:

english class is just everybody reading a story, saying their headcannons and the professor deciding whether or not we are valid

aceshouseofcards:

I think Pidge might like nature a big more if she could find plants that were cute and small like her.

elektronx:

Kiwicha doesn’t like to be manhandled or handled at all

peachsnakes:

new political compass go

trainthief:

technically i had parents but in a realer sense dragonology and egyptology raised me and wizardology was my cool uncle who let me play with his knife 

communistbakery:

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years