pepperapb:

squidsticks:

I like how the Onion realised that nothing it could write would ever be as bizarre as the current events of 2017, and has instead taken to brutally honest commentary.

This is the worst, but also strangest timeline.

We are watching as what once was satiracle ‘news’ sites do nothing more then be themselves, but slowly, certainly, become real journalist as all ‘real’ journalists devolve into satire worthy jokes around them.

I can almost see turning to some kid in the next 10-20 years that needs help on their goverment homework where you usually have to use a news thing as a source and regal them with the tale that once upon a time, The Onion was a comedy site not to ever be take seriously.

{edit} (i know there are a lot of actual journalists, the great ones espeically are frustrated by how the industry has been changing and basically forcing them out. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion was actually hiring some of these guys. And yes, I know that Fox has been a joke even before the push against ‘fake news’ (read: before our fucking cod piece in chief claimed actual news as liars)

filibusterfrog:

heaven is a place on earth

eternal-nova:

anxiety-unlimited:

darkwingsnark:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

marykathryn1:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

pussifoot:

pussifoot:

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

The shit that always pisses me off is whenever someone adds a gay character to something fun and harmless, it’s always described as inserting a “political agenda”. Like bitch, my sexuality is in no way shape or form political. The only ones making it political are the assfucks in washington whose marriages are so weak that two guys kissing can destroy it.

official-deutschland:

adhdheather:

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

chantosakura:

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
2. love i guess

john mulaney ghostwrote this

johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe:

mindareadsoots:

What would make it even better is if it was John’s bathtub specifically.

John’s bathtub shouldn’t be in this quote.

dirksglassesasamoustache:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

theflyingsnakecat:

terezisglassesonstuff:

omnipresentcalibornin:

aegagrusscholarship:

solluxsglassesonstuff:

jade-under-stuff:

sitska:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

aradiawheresheshouldntbe:

swifermopping:

duttlewhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

rosewheresheshouldbe:

Rose should be requesting her wand from Casey.

Terezi should not have just handed Rose the Wand she requested

John’s bathtub shouldn’t be the place Terezi just got Rose’s wand from.

lots of teeny terezis shouldnt be in johns bathtub

The duttle souldn’t be the wand handed to Rose from John’s bathtub filled with lot’s of teeny terezis

Aradia should not be staring as you boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

…this needs to stop 

Sorry Redglare, you know that’s not how things work around here

Jade is oblivious to the growing chaos under a chalky powderbank under Swifer’s foot.

The chaos continues

a dog appears

i’M ALREADY HERE

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 

casey has returned

Golly

Xefros shouldn’t be taking a selfie to commemorate the clusterfuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Everyone now has a glorious moustache.

dirksglassesasamoustache:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

theflyingsnakecat:

terezisglassesonstuff:

omnipresentcalibornin:

aegagrusscholarship:

solluxsglassesonstuff:

jade-under-stuff:

sitska:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

aradiawheresheshouldntbe:

swifermopping:

duttlewhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

rosewheresheshouldbe:

Rose should be requesting her wand from Casey.

Terezi should not have just handed Rose the Wand she requested

John’s bathtub shouldn’t be the place Terezi just got Rose’s wand from.

lots of teeny terezis shouldnt be in johns bathtub

The duttle souldn’t be the wand handed to Rose from John’s bathtub filled with lot’s of teeny terezis

Aradia should not be staring as you boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

…this needs to stop 

Sorry Redglare, you know that’s not how things work around here

Jade is oblivious to the growing chaos under a chalky powderbank under Swifer’s foot.

The chaos continues

a dog appears

i’M ALREADY HERE

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 

casey has returned

Golly

Xefros shouldn’t be taking a selfie to commemorate the clusterfuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Everyone now has a glorious moustache.

art-and-anarchism:

As simple as that.

couleedogs:

Minute Rice right after I woke him up to eat… Incase you were wondering what an axolotl yawning looks like!