cattgirl:

Everybody thinks Taako made the philosophers stone but. Taako bell

So we know that Taako's not a good person, but can we agree that he's not evil? Like, he's not a good person, but he's still good?
Anonymous

doing-that:

taako is chaotic evil

He seems more chaotic neutral than evil. Like, if he was evil, he wouldn’t give two shits about ren or refuge and probably would have killed angus.

doing-that:

my roomate told me she didn’t care much for green haired taakos but i could pull the look off, to which i said “I dont draw taako with green hair but now i do”

90% of people who claim feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary would lose a fight with a bird 1/8 their weight.

(via changemodomega)

Watching people run from geese is quite entertaining.

(via adurot)

orb02:
“Payback
”

orb02:

Payback

anarchyinblack:
“ talesof4chan:
“Anon goes to Piggly Wiggly
” ”

anarchyinblack:

talesof4chan:

Anon goes to Piggly Wiggly

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madoneworld:

dreamydrarry:

fallingforamalfoy:

YOUNG TOM IS JUST SO CUTE I CANT. I REALLY CANT.

THE FEAR IN DAN’S FACE HAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

‘Did you call me a wuss?’ Haha love it xx

Prime Suspect

yourplayersaidwhat:

So I’m running a murder mystery in Pathfinder right now, and one of my players wanted to examine the body of the murdered inn keeper to determine the cause of death. He rolled a nat 1.

Me (GM): Right. Wow. Okay. So you, Zev, approach the body. Lily is still kneeling beside it and weeping, and all of your companions are watching you. The five other guests at the inn are also watching you. You reach out to try and determine how Monty died, and you just… you just cup this dead man’s groin.

-Cue raucous laughter from all my players-

Zev OOC: Oh god! Oh no! Okay, I back up really quickly and I leave the library to go to my room at the end of the hall - but I leave the door open a bit so they can see I’m not trying to run away or be suspicious.

-Cue more laughter, including myself-

Me: Okay, wow, okay. So after cupping Monty for a few seconds, Zev - without saying a word - leaves the library and goes into his bedroom, leaving the door ajar. Not only does everyone now think you’re the prime suspect, they also think you just engaged in a little public necrophilia, and have gone to sort yourself out. You’re doing a great job at solving this murder so far.

earthdad:
“don’t let him drink that
”

earthdad:

don’t let him drink that